helioscentrifuge:

foxnewsofficial:

i think maybe teenagers are so unhappy because the naive expectations they developed over a carefree childhood are now being relentlessly crushed and they’re slowly realizing life isn’t going to be so easy and you can’t be an astronaut without a bunch of qualifications and they’re really sad about that and that’s why i think we should all be mean to babies more often and introduce the hunger games 

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theeconsultingwizard:

samsangel:

May the angels protect you, trouble neglect youAnd heaven accept you when it’s time to go homeMay you always have plenty, your glass never empty
Know in your belly, 
you’re never aloneMay your tears come from laughingYou find friends worth having, with every year passing
, they mean more than goldMay you win but stay humbleSmile more than grumbleAnd know when you stumble, you’re never aloneNever alone, never aloneI’ll be in every beat of your heart
, when you face the unknownWherever you fly, this isn’t goodbyeMy love will follow you, stay with youBaby you’re never aloneWell, I have to be honestAs much as I want it
: I’m not going to promise the cold winds won’t blowSo when hard times have found you, and your fear surround youWrap my love around you, you’re never aloneNever alone, never alone.I’ll be in every beat of your heart
, when you face the unknownWherever you fly, this isn’t goodbyeMy love will follow you stay with youBaby you’re never alone
May the angels protect you. Trouble neglect youAnd heaven accept you when it’s time to go homeAnd when hard times have found you, and your fear surround youWrap my love around youYou’re never alone, never aloneNever aloneI’ll be in every beat of your heart when you face the unknownWherever you fly, this isn’t goodbyeMy love will follow you, stay with youBaby you’re never aloneMy love will follow you stay with youBaby you’re never alone

THIS.

teacupsandcyanide:

I remember all the Doctor Who fanfics I used to read where Rose often got badly stereotyped as a damsel in distress whom the Doctor had to swoop in and save and smooch but the way I remember Doctor Who 90% of their relationship was the Doctor just setting Rose loose on people who had done something to offend them and sitting back giggling in the corner as she shouted

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markdoesstuff:

tonimorrisons:

hispanic parents have a sixth sense

this… this is mesmerizing. oh my god.

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jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 
This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—
*flump*
AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE
FUCK 
WHAT IS THAT SMELL
IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE
FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 

This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—

*flump*

AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE

FUCK 

WHAT IS THAT SMELL

IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE

FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

(Source: theconjuringmovie)


metallikato:

We Californians be like
“Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous”
“Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!”  
“So fucking fetch”


metallikato
:

We Californians be like

“Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous”

“Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!”  

“So fucking fetch”

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ladyrhiannon92:

bigbardafree:

you know that stage you went through where you hated being a girl and you just resented yourself and everything having to do with girly things because you were so sick of pink and barbies being pushed on you so you like full force rejected that shit and you were just so full of hate and vitriol at anything even the slightest bit “girly” yeah gender norms will fuck you up

I remember that stage quite well. 

cutieringtail:

falmyrion:

queerpong:

“YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. they tried to tell me.

You’re*

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smoothierox:

apocalypse-aradia:

lovelunalovegood:

this movie is the scariest shit

the scariest part is that this is exactly how most parents are

have you seen this movie i can assure you this is definitely not the scariest part

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